shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
"Falling in love for the first time is such a transcendent feeling. It’s like eating pizza flavored ice cream, your brain can’t even process that level of joy… I really feel like our whole lives no matter how low our self esteem gets there’s always a part of us that thinks ‘I have a secret special skill, that no one knows about.’ and eventually, we meet someone who’s like ‘You have a secret special skill!’ and you’re like ‘I know, so do you! Let’s eat pizza flavored ice cream together!’ And that’s love. It’s a mountain of pizza flavored ice cream, and delusion."
I’d probably lose an inner beauty pageant